{"product_id":"this-book-is-full-of-spiders-seriously-dude-dont-touch-it-john-dies-at-the-end-2","title":"This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End #2)","description":"\u003cp\u003eDavid Wong\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the \"cure\" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEither way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOctober 8, 2013 by St. Martin's Griffin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"vendor-unknown","offers":[{"title":"Good \/ Paperback \/ David Wong","offer_id":51547339686186,"sku":"9781250036650","price":36.0,"currency_code":"ILS","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/4039\/5562\/files\/17286949.jpg?v=1779031942","url":"https:\/\/evasusedbooks.co\/products\/this-book-is-full-of-spiders-seriously-dude-dont-touch-it-john-dies-at-the-end-2","provider":"Eva's Used Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}